1 Sep 2014



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1 Sep 2014

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via bale11davis)

1 Sep 2014

How the biggest coaches approach the transfer market

Louis Van Gaal: *buys entire new squad, minus defenders*

Diego Simeone: I'll take him on loan, & him on loan, & oh yeah, this guy too. *gets into random fight*

Carlo Ancelotti: My squad is set, I don't need-- *Perez crashes through glass ceiling* "Hey Carlo, soooo I was out with some chicas & long story short I got us a new striker"

Jose Mourinho: Welcome our new player, he's 50, I coached him once 20 years ago.

Brendan Rogers: Have you never heard of him & is he under 24? Perfect.

Pep Guardiola: Buy a defender? This is just a concept of a small mind, we can all be defenders. Just watch, I will take this forward and convert him to defender.

Klopp: Go ahead, take my guys, idgaf, I'll just get new ones, I will never die, thiS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!

Arsene Wenger: hmmm...

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: I mean he's not even French...

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: *sighs*

Arsene Wenger:

Arsene Wenger: Okay, maybe-- *transfer period is closed* oh thank god

1 Sep 2014

Sergio Ramos + Tattoos

(Source: thecristianoronaldos, via sanzusi)

1 Sep 2014

person: how are you

me: my football club lost

person: ok but apart from that

me: no you dont understand

1 Sep 2014

Maligayang bati to the homie, @jthrilllah!!

Maligayang bati to the homie, @jthrilllah!!

1 Sep 2014



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1 Sep 2014



1 Sep 2014

Growth is painful. Change is painful.But nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don’t belong.

— Mandy Hale (via b-wayne135)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via b-wayne135)

1 Sep 2014

mstrkrftz:

wonferful place by mira fligene